

Lanze-CraptonLANZE CRAPTONLanze-Crapton
So there Lanze sits, on a small rock in the middle of a fast flowing stream wearing nothing but a huge cupped green bra and a metallic purple G-string. Sure this sounds amusing to you but not to him a fat, ugly, redheaded American male.
You’re properly wondering why a 14-year-old US schoolboy is wandering around in the Australian bush with only women’s underwear on.
I’m Bailey and it is my high paying job to record the events of Lanze Crapton. Who I have been observing since he was a little red headed toddler getting his ass wiped by daddy after ‘poo poo’ and ‘wee wee’.
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LIFEFor centuries man has viewed the universe as a series of puzzles. Within the molecule we found the atom, and within that the proton, and the quark, and the xion. And the deeper we delved, finding another puzzle within everyone we solved, never finding the answer we sought, but never questioning our method of searching. We have organized and compartmentalized our knowledge until it no longer serves us. Instead we serve it. We study physics and math and philosophy and never realize that they are all the same. The monk and the phyicist are searching for the same understanding. &nbLIFE
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"There's banana peels in your hamster wheels, hand cannons in your shoebox"
Love you.
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carpe diem.
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